Harry Potter - Golden Snitch The Daily Prophet

straightboymamoru:

if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song

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teacher: what do you think is the most under appreciated art form?
me: winged eyeliner

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politicallycorrectmilk:

how can anyone not love space?

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sloth-grunge:

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing

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swords-and-sandwiches:

I ship straight characters. And I ship gay characters. I don’t ship based on gender. I ship based on chemistry.image

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dxcade:

DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE

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loving-together-living-apart:

bridgemcgidge:

shercockandmycrotch:

everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment

im sold

gotta do it now

I’ve just been emotionally blackmailed by a cartoon snail.

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roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

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