if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song
becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing
I ship straight characters. And I ship gay characters. I don’t ship based on gender. I ship based on chemistry.
everyone needs a waving snail on their blog
i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry
gotta do it now
I’ve just been emotionally blackmailed by a cartoon snail.
vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”
Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…
stay in school y’all
i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing